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cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 
silenceandshit:

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party


TIS BUT A SCRATCH


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unamusedsloth:

He is too strong!


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finnick-tobias-jace-kvothe:

superwholockalypse:

merlinweasley:

How tall are you?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME


Sweet there are actually 10 guys taller than me. This is a first.

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons)


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landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context


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wanderlostme:

peruvian—goddess:

this is so fucking accurate 


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